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florris:

Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs

 

 

sentinulfuri:

frenchie-fries:

vergess:

boltonsrepairshop:

PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!

IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.

Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.

If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
  • Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
  • Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
  • If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
  • See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.
If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions
PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!

Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.

Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.

Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.

If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.

OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.

Snopes cites it as true!

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

thatdisneylover:

radisssh:

I DONT THINK PEOPLE UNDERSTAND HOW HARD ANIMATORS WORK

WHAT BUGS ME MOST IS WHEN ANY ANIMATED MOVIE BECOMES FAMOUS (DISNEY, PIXAR, ANIME’S, AND TV SHOWS) THE WRITER GETS 99.9999% OF THE CREDIT.

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO DRAW THE SAME CHARACTER SLOWLY MOVING 24 TIMES- ONLY TO MAKE ONE SECOND OF ANIMATION?

HOW MANY SKETCHES THEY MADE?

TIGHT SCHEDULES?

PEOPLE NEED TO APPRECIATE ANIMATORS MORE. 

PREACH! 

deepthoughtsbykanyewest:

You can’t hide behind that banana for long the cops are gonna find you eventually

deepthoughtsbykanyewest:

You can’t hide behind that banana for long the cops are gonna find you eventually

i-really-doughnut-like-you:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god

rabbit-runner:

rabbit-runner:

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT IT’S A GIVEAWAY 

Cosplay season isn’t that far away and if you’re like me, you enjoy getting your cosplay’s finished a butt fuck ahead of time. Here’s your chance to win…..

-Two wigs of your choice from any wig site! 

-$50 to spend on What-Pumpkin! 

-A $50 Amazon giftcard 

-My blaze it shirt! 

-My undying love 

Well aint that a rooty tooty dang diddily great deal. Buuuut, there’s some rules 

-Must be following me! You can unfollow when the giveaway is over but that’s a dick move 

-I will ship internationally! 

-You may trade the gift card for a Visa giftcard if you wish 

-Reblog as many times as you want, but likes do not count. Don’t spam your followers either

-The giveaway will end on APRIL 20TH. 

Go crazy and reblog! 

GIVEAWAY ENDS AT 4:20 CST TODAY!!!

potatoandotherwise:

swanqueenandrizzles:

tarclis:

my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that

my sisters dad

there is a such thing as half-siblings hello

pearlgirl710:

onslaught14:

thehomestucksrcoming:

onslaught14:

ludmeister:

onslaught14:

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tumblr are you fucking serious

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JESUS CHRIST

kyle I think it’s time to stop

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You just try and fucking stop me.

PREACHY

chavisory:

thisiswhiteculture:

early-onset-of-night:

George Takei at Rohwer Camp in Arkansas, where he and his family were imprisoned during World War II. More info.

incase you think that racism is just a black and white issue

Also, America ran concentration camps.

chavisory:

thisiswhiteculture:

early-onset-of-night:

George Takei at Rohwer Camp in Arkansas, where he and his family were imprisoned during World War II. More info.

incase you think that racism is just a black and white issue

Also, America ran concentration camps.

silverandcrimson:

skeletonhaver:

nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not

shelvefish:

If I call you a nerd or a loser it probably means I like you alot 

qrieves:

Christians this 4/20 be like

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