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morivan:

My dream for the 2016 presidential election is not having to choose which human rights I’m feeling like compromising on.

the new meme is

denchgang:

*pulls two pieces of paper out a hat* slug….recruitment 

*all of tumblr starts chanting slug recruitment*

gifss-heaveen:

Suprise Motherfucker !

gifss-heaveen:

Suprise Motherfucker !

  #wtf even happened here  

necrophilofthefuture:

Don’t let anyone else ruin your life. Only YOU can ruin your life. Go ruin your life. Set your house on fire.

shingekinowhyiseveryonedying:

Ah, you’re watching Attack on Titan? I love that anime. The way they all just [clenches fist] die.

raydayton:

same

raydayton:

same

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

qrieves:

"same sex marriage is unnatural!"

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star-lordofficial:

One time I wasn’t allowed to come out of my room and I took it so literally that I wouldn’t leave even though I had to poop so 7 year old me took a shit in the corner and cried about it.

stylinsmut:

wedding vows: ur not anime but ur ok i guess

amenparis:

straight boys are ok when it’s just you and one of them but as soon as they form a bigger group they become absolutely unbearable

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

BRUH
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)