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atelierbozuberalles:

New: Hooded Long Cloak フード付きロングマント BZ2113.

  #AGH  

brakechecks:

" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"

Wow really?

I didn’t..

are you serious?

penguintim:

um sweetheart I have a gay friend so I think I’m entitled to speak on behalf of the entire LGBT community sweetie :)

nevver:

*Nobody has actually ever died in Indiana

nevver:

*Nobody has actually ever died in Indiana

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

dersitemonarch:

tsundrae:

maybe homestuck’s already ended

maybe our dream bubbles are just letting us relive it while it was updating

maybe a green time demon will disintegrate us at the end of act 7 once it ends again for the last time

maybe

in the mass confusion and hysteria following 21 days with no updates, homestuck fans begin questioning not only the existence of updates but their own existence

spatsula:

i did this for class
ref

spatsula:

i did this for class

ref

jaclcfrost:

hotels can’t be boring to me

they’re just fun

even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand

accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
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medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

myaverageartblog:

cute lil witch Jade because its almost fall!! 

myaverageartblog:

cute lil witch Jade because its almost fall!! 

ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones