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burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

stopirwin:

i have a friend who has been taking birth control since she was 12 because she’s anemic and if she didn’t take it she would bleed out excessively during her period and end up in the hospital

dont fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

tavr0ss:

am i doing this right

tavr0ss:

am i doing this right

theamazingindi:

extendedburning:

godtxt:

please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.

the fact i’m seeing reblogs slow down despite the fact there is still news breaking is concerning

helioscentrifuge:

ok but for real we all have at least one person we’d go full-on anime protagonist to protect

  #ghostbusterrue    #das you  

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

themusicalhetastuckian:

achievementunlocked-changedurl:

tennantstype40:

HOW THE FUCK DO HOMESTUCK FANS MAKE COSPLAYS IN ONE DAY????

Once we get past the first act of homestuck, we are automatically awarded time manipulation powers. How do you think we read the entire webcomic within like a month? Most homestucks take advantage of their powers to throw together cosplays at the last minute. #themoreyouknow

it’s actually because we have no friends.

mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

bawkbawk-motherclucker:

queerfucker:

tipsfortransfolks:

The recent CBS story regarding nine Swedish women who received uterus transplants undoubtedly caught the attention of transgender women throughout the world. Anyone, with even the slightest awareness of the advancement of medical science, understands that eventually there will be few things left in the realm of impossible. The idea that a transgender woman will one day be able to carry a child in her womb is no longer just an idea. It is a reality of the future.

tell everyone.

If this becomes a thing I think I’d like to donate my uterus to a trans woman.

chynnaclugstonflores:

Indeed.
zerorymer:

This is also true for many artists.

chynnaclugstonflores:

Indeed.

zerorymer:

This is also true for many artists.

You are now officially denied access to the Superwholock fandom. Have a nice life.

Anonymous

the-pietriarchy:

this is the best news I’ve heard this year

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

vveaboop:

suazu:

suazu:

i saw a guy wearing a scouting legion jacket at church

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you’d be praying too if all your friends died